But how about mereka yang berlainan isu? Kena buat tetingkap berasinganlah. That's some pain in the ass. Aku nak tengok Family Guy, satu tetingkap. Dan aku enjoy my video collections in full screen with 16:10 aspect ratio.
Adalah dalam 17-18 saat macam tu, lagu tema pun tak habis main satu tetingkap popped out right of the screen and vibrating. It said BUZZ!! in red. Babi. Can't a brother enjoy a nice evening with some good old fashion values on which we used to rely? Aku taip "the fuck do u want?"
"nothin" dia balas.
Aku sambung balik tengok.
BAM!
Keluar satu tingkap lagi. A girl that I kinda waited for her to buzz my ass. Aku pause. Sembang punya sembang siap sempat keluar pergi 7 Eleven to get some Gatorade lepas tu sambung balik lepas tu BAM!
Guess what?
Yeah. Another goddamn motherfucking window vibrating and shit.
I was furious. Tanpa melihat siapa aku memang dah siap taip kat Notepad; fuck u, i need some me time" yang akan di Ctrl+C dan Ctrl+V bila sampai seru. Nasib aku tak sempat tekan Enter. "Jadi x piknik esok u?"
Aduhlah. Malas betul aku. Piknik yang disertai 3 lelaki dan 2 perempuan is not much as what you're thinking by now. It's sucks. With a guy kinda have knot with a girl which leaves 2 guys and a girl being idiots running to the water, jumping, throwing sand in the asshole, building sand shit, main timbus-timbus, the whole shebang. Dan aku taknak jadi mangsa perbalahan hanya disebabkan kes can't get their eyes off of me since, yeah, you know.
Aku taknak pergi dan aku tutup tetingkap tersebut.
Aku double-click tetingkap VLC. Klik sekali lagi untuk sambung video yang terbantut. Ejakulasi pra-matang betul-lah mereka ni. Aku tak ingat yang aku juga sedang chat dengan seorang teman lagi. Dah berapa orang dah ni. 11? Ye kot.
Sekali lagi ejakulasi pra-matang berlaku. I was in the middle of some good ripping laugh watching Peter Griffin with wacky antiques and all of the sudden. POW!!
Right in the kisser. No.
"i nak tido dulu lah."
"it's kinda late and I'm having my period. no mood for talkin to a plank of wood like you."
She gave me an emoticon. The wave one. That's the nearest YM got to a middle finger cos I think she's mad and stuff. Sistah, please. Aku tak cukup tangan, nak kena tunggu kawan-kawan yang buat medik habis belajar dan suruh diorang buat medical breakthrough dengan attach extra arms dekat aku. Aku taktau kebutaan aku dalam penggunaan YM actually berjaya menyelamatkan seorang kawan daripada membunuh diri akibat tekanan sakit menstrual dan masalah hubungan.
"I dont know how to use eomticon"
"IIIIi"
Dia balas: "Apekebendenye tu?"
"u waved me, so what goes around comes around"
"still dont get it"
"it's a wave dumbass!"
"nu'uh doesnt look like 1"
"no shit it does, just need to tilt yr monitor from left to right weep and repeat for a couple of times and it'll all make sense"
"yeah no kidding. good night n smooches"
"ughh that's gross. pg tdo la"
To write this entry I've to actually tested the emoticon literally one by one to one of my closest friend.
"ala wanna baibai already?"
"nope"
"just waving?"
"testing emoticon. got new idea for my new entry. fuck u and good night"
So it's noktah bertindih + simbol tolak + huruf 'h'. Aku belajar sesuatu yang baru malam ni. OK. Back to Family Guy reruns.
