Isnin, Ogos 03, 2009

Tahi Suci!!**#$%

10 malam.

Ahad.

2 Ogos 2009.

Status telefon: Senyap

Kedudukan telefon: Atas katil

Status empunya telefon: Senyap

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10:02 malam.

Ahad.

2 Ogos 2009.

Status telefon: Masih lagi senyap
Kedudukan telefon: Atas katil
Status empunya telefon: Like an angel

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11.58 malam ke dinihari.

Ahad ambang Isnin.

2 Ogos - 3 Ogos 2009.

Status telefon: Trr...Trr...Trr sampai Subuh

Kedudukan telefon: Nun di hujung bilik

Status empunya telefon: Chanting mantras/cuss words

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6.30 pagi.

Isnin.

3 Ogos 2009.

Status telefon: Masih lagi bergetar. Unfortunately, that little stunt I pulled last night didn't knock the battery out of the phone.

Kedudukan telefon: Dalam genggaman detektif muda keluarga aku. Kanak-kanak yang sedang melalui fasa curious, semua benda nak masuk mulut, semua benda dia nak kisai.

Kedudukan empunya telefon: On his bed slapping his Long John cos it's going to be weird walking through the kitchen with a morning wood while the whole family take a glance at his pants.

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I've no business replying all of your text messages. I'm broke even at the beginning of the month so instead of spending somewhere between 1 up to 30 cents per SMS, lemme wrap it up and reply it just the way I prefer to settle thing with: free.

Kepada semua yang tahu apakah significant event berlaku pada hari ini, terima kasih.