Dah?
Ni lirik dia, yang aku dah ubah:
Gusti party tonight!
Gusti party tonight!
Gusti party tonight!
Gusti party tonight!
We're gonna have a gusti party tonight!
Alright!
We're gonna have a gusti party alright!
Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight
Alright!
We're gonna pass out on the couch alright
Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favorite wrestlers!
We sit glued to the T.V. set all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It's such a fright!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
R.V.D shows what it's really like out there
It's a scare!
You can go out if you want
We wouldn't dare!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favorite wrestlers!
I wouldn't be without my gusti for a day
Or even a minute!
Don't even bother to use my brain anymore
There's nothing left in it!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
Wait a minute! My PS2 set doesn't work!
It's broken!
What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair!
We're hurtin'
We've got nothing left to do
With no gusti and just a couple of brews
What are we gonna talk about?
I don't know!
We're gonna miss our favorite wrestlers!
NO GUSTI PARTY TONIGHT!
Gusti party tonight!
Gusti party tonight!
Gusti party tonight!
We're gonna have a gusti party tonight!
Alright!
We're gonna have a gusti party alright!
Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight
Alright!
We're gonna pass out on the couch alright
Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favorite wrestlers!
We sit glued to the T.V. set all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It's such a fright!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
R.V.D shows what it's really like out there
It's a scare!
You can go out if you want
We wouldn't dare!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favorite wrestlers!
I wouldn't be without my gusti for a day
Or even a minute!
Don't even bother to use my brain anymore
There's nothing left in it!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch gusti and have a couple of brews
Wait a minute! My PS2 set doesn't work!
It's broken!
What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair!
We're hurtin'
We've got nothing left to do
With no gusti and just a couple of brews
What are we gonna talk about?
I don't know!
We're gonna miss our favorite wrestlers!
NO GUSTI PARTY TONIGHT!
Aku tak ada Playstation. Dari versi pertama sampailah yang baru. Yang aku ada laptop yang dilengkapi kad grafik yang agak boleh tahan jugaklah nak menampung permainan 3D serta macam-macam emulator permainan konsol.
Pemacu CD aku dah jahanam, maka aku dah tak boleh pakai emulator Playstation. Aku pakai emulator Dreamcast, semua permainan aku muat turun. Puas hati. Aku akhirnya boleh tersenyum, satu benda yang aku tak reti buat. Watching me smile is like watching a baby say his/her first word which is fucking adorable.
Semuanya disadur pelangi, disembur wangian syurgawi, my life that is. For solid 2 months. Sistem operasi laptop aku buat taik. Jangkitan virus berjaya mengkompromi laptop aku sampai aku tak boleh nak go online for more than 45 minutes before the screen starts turning into some piece of shit. Tekan Alt-Ctrl-Del tak jalan, Alt-F4 tak boleh blah. Refresh pakai right click pun sama dia punya penghujung: statik. Aku ambil langkah akhir dengan hempas laptop aku ke dinding sampai tercabut bateri.
It worked! UNBE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE!
Turned out aku kena force shut down dengan tekan butang shut down lama-lama sampai terpelecok jari.
OK, gusti.
Aku baru-baru nak cuba. And like any other game or software, beri aku 2 jam godek-godek biasakan control dan aku adalah semua-semua dekat bahagian kredit. Developer, producer, programmer, team manager, tukang sapu, semuanyalah aku. Atau dalam erti kata lain, aku adalah Dewa Permainan.
Bermula minggu lepas bila aku cuba cari alternatif lain aktiviti hujung minggu yang tak melibatkan benda bukan-bukan. I went to a friend's house, he invited me over for some computing issues. Aku tolong sikit-sikit sambil jeling-jeling house mate dia dok terjerit-jerit main gusti. Dalam TV. Dan-dan tangan aku menggigil, maklum sajalah, Dewa Permainan. Sudahnya aku tendang PC dia jauh-jauh, house mate dia aku karate sampai patah tengkuk lantas merampas controller pad dan mula tekan-tekan entah apa butang.
Kalah.
Lawan komputer. Who the fuck fight against computer at difficulty level set to OMFG and win that shit? For the first time? Without Gameshark/Action Replay CDX/trainer? Who I tell you? WHO?
"Cis bedebah musibat makan taik babi punya komputer! Jaga kau aku kerjakan lepas ni!"
I did. Aku menang setelah kejap-kejap tekan butang start untuk merujuk cara bermain. Fuck 2 hours to imperfect, give me 5 minutes and I'm all business.
Aku ketagih.
Dari lepas Isya' bawak ke Subuh. Berbotol-botol Gatorade bergelimpangan atas lantai sampaikan seorang lagi house mate dia tidur bertilam, berbantal, bergebar botol Gatorade.
I need my daily dosage of full 5 uninterrupted hours just to play wrestling. You know, you can't beat people up just for an occasion these days. Paras hormon aku tinggi, adrenaline rush berlaku selang 3 saat, I've to hit something. Not a brick wall cos that will be stupid damaging my body parts to something that can't say "ouch". Bantai orang tidur lokap pula. Pukul pendatang asing nanti kena rojak dengan kawan-kawan mereka pula which leave me only but one choice: beat any opponent in the ring.
This shit's gotta stop. Aku tak boleh terus berhadapan dengan..damn it! Aku jadi tak keruan kerana hari ni aku kekurangan 45 minit masa bergusti. Fuck you all for I'm going to force feed a slice of my home made whoopass down Undertaker's throat.
Fuckkkkk where's my key?
Got it. Ok, like I said, fuck you.
