Apa yang kamu suka tentang laut?
Mandi?
That's out of the question. You knock the hell's door every now and then, sooner or later someone will answer it. And that someone is a something and that something is either Ogopogo or a giant tide or something in between.
Aku ke laut kerana pasirnya. Pesisir pantai adalah kanvas mega untuk bullshit artist macam aku. Berus/pen/pensilnya pula adalah ranting pokok yang runcing. Galerinya pula adalah sepanjang-sepanjang pantai. Jemputannya pula dari warga tempatan, pelancong, burung gagak yang berak atas kereta aku hatta haiwan laut, termasuk Ogopogo. Pengumpul barang seni pula adalah air laut itu sendiri. We'll get more into this later.
You don't know art as much as I do. That's a lot coming from a guy that's entered numerous art contest and lose quite a number of it. Sebagai bukti aku sama taraf dengan Picasso, Van Gogh, what's-his-name, aku letak kat bawah physical evidence that made me one step ahead above other competitors.
Behold,
That's all? Ya. Hasil karya aku banyak dibeli oleh pengumpul seni. Pengumpul seni ini telah aku terangkan awal tadi dan to tell you the truth, they love my art so much that they bring it back to their home sejurus selepas lukisan tersebut siap dilukis. It went something like this:
Aku: Siap! Sapa nak...
Pengumpul Seni a.k.a Laut: I'll take it, have your check in two days. Pos Laju lagi. Sucker.
Aku: Didn't catch the last part. Repeat?
Pengumpul Seni a.k.a Laut: Bini aku call suruh balik salin lampin. Bye bye.
C'mon laut, baby need a new pair of shoes.
