Rabu, November 03, 2010

Rasa Bertuah, Punk?

It's official. I'm back in the business.

Cukup meluat aku tengok penari-penari counter culture yang saban hari tak ubah seperti, let me put it in the easiest way, a bitch.

Since when menari dengan berlatar-belakangkan muzik keras berkisar tentang keamanan? Keamanan di sini adalah tidak menyentuh orang lain. Jika tersentuh pun siap cakap, "I'm sorry. Shit happens."

What the fuck?

Perhatikan gambar di bawah:



















As hectic as it may seem, budak berpakaian serba hitam yang boleh kamu nampak dekat atas kelihatan seolah-olah about to open a can of whoopass dekat mamat depan dia.

Tapi apa yang berlaku sebenarnya?

Budaya sopan penuh adat ketimuran berjaya menghalang mamat dekat depan budak berpakaian serba hitam laksana tahi cicak itu pulang ke rumah dengan back braces. Sad story. Lumpuh dari paras leher ke bawah? You wish. Sekurang-kurangnya bersimen di ibu jari kaki? Might as well raining diamonds if that shit happened.

Apa guna main muzik to call out the demon inside of you but not using it to full potential? Tahukah kamu apa yang berlaku pada orang yang dirasuk syaitan? They don't feel shit. See the logic? See why we should kick some ass bila menari dengan berlatar belakangkan muzik keras? Orang yang kena sesah tak rasa apa, dan yang tukang sesah tu, well, who the fuck cares? Head banging is overrated. Dah tak kena zaman. Megadeth, yes. Converge, no.

Think of it as the evolution of Jay yang dalam cerita Clerks tu. Clerks 1994, Jay breakdance. Clerks II tahun 2006, Jay called out the demon dengan lagu King Diamond. Fuck, best sial part tu. Dengan finishing move "Get The Fuck Outta Ea'!" dengan Jay menendang tin bir menuju ke angkasa. Mmm hmmm. That shit was tight dawg, na mean?

Back to the picture. Or whatever the fuck I was talking about which I have no idea what it was.

Point being, scene tarian counter culture is getting suckier by day. Baik join senamrobik macam tu. Selamat, peluh pun keluar. Chance to get laid with some hot MILF pun tinggi.

Well this is a shitty post.

Glad you read it up to this point. To show you a token of my appreciation, here's something for you: